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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	New Chunks Explored:	826284
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Potions Brewed:	155	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	4438	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.