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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3390 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3572 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).