Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6590 |
| Ores Mined: | 4884 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3268 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 732 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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