Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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