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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4451 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 27 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!