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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1982 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 2393 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!