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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1419 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!