so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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