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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Ores Mined: | 9842 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
