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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 970993 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
