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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Animals Bred:	135	Mines Excavated:	4603
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4535
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2292
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	5

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	179	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5485

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	7901
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4273

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3044
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595