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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	6140	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	1981	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8817
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	717	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	185	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	710539	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	9

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5722	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Items Found:	1317

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2658
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

play.coralcraft.xyz