> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7658
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	529640
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	1964

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2170
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	142	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Votes:	6254	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1594
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Runes Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9977	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net