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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	155
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	7103
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1385	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	501117	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	426
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	8647
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net