> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

kulipa.net

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

introduce Creepers is a Minecraft multiplayer survival server located in North America | Minecraft Community Server Reason for creation Building a stable Minecraft North American server community Whether you are a newbie or a veteran, the community server welcomes you Official website: https://kulipa.net/ Server map: https://map.kulipa.net/ Player rankings: https://stats.kulipa.net/ Monitoring panel: https://dashboard.kulipa.net/d/aEn29YOnz/minecraft Discord link: https://discord.com/invite/QsGPDXARUy

play.kulipa.net

Vanex.online

2b2t, Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	6403
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9041
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Vanex.Online, where you can have the full vanilla experience. No excessive commands or plugins, just pure survival. This is as simple as it gets with no /tpa or /sethome commands, no /keepinventory, just imagine you loaded up a single player survival world and played as is.

Rules:

• No Hacking

• No Xraying

• No Spamming

Server information: Keepinventory: off Worldborder: 1,000,000 x 1,000,000 Difficulty: Hard Disclaimers: World will NOT be reset, however due to my past experiences running servers, if the world file size gets too big to handle and we don’t have enough funds to run a server of such size, we will inevitably have to reset the world. Players may be able to keep their inventory if it ever reaches this point.

vanex.online

Dark Survival server Minecraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimension Hops:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you looking for a small and cozy server?Dark Survival is a great option! The server is still in beta testing, but you can come in, play and suggest an idea now! Minimum donation which does not provide an advantage✅ Discord server where they will always help you✅ Paid host✅ Plasmo-Voice✅ Version 1.19.2✅ DynMap✅ Skills✅Seasons✅Vehicles to make mining easier✅Works✅Trade system✅The server listens to players’ opinions/ideas✅Death/raise system✅Economy and shops✅Events every week✅We love all the players✅

darksurvival.joinserver.xyz

Outlaw MC

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Outlaw MC is a wild west themed modded survival server with roleplay in mind. We use forge 1.16.5. Our mod pack is only 20 mods, and we have about 10 members. Fairly new server. Please get the mods before joining or you won’t be able to connect. Modpack is available on our Discord server!

Our mods include: – trains – guns – gender customization – and much more!

See you soon!

54.39.123.29:25577

Boxhit

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Boxhit is a friendly community based on a minecraft server hosted on Minehut, a place to Talk, Hangout, Make new friends and have fun

boxhit.minehut.gg

Quantum farming

Faction Survival, Farming, Grinders, Player Ranks, PvE, PvP, PvP Survival, Ranks, Rankups

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Hello, I’m AmpleGG here to advertise my BRAND NEW Farming / Faction PVP survival server! We will be adding non stop content. We are aiming to have 40-50 ranks and also a prestige system. Donation perks are still being tossed around. This is a hardcore farming server. There is a lot of grinding to do and I hope to see you guys join to take the plunge into the plethora of ranks that will be added, along with fantastic content!

quantumfarming.mc.gg

PlayWith Nations

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4462
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

PlayWith Nations Minecraft is for everybody! Join right now and start making new friends.

All the donations will be given back to the community each month!

See you soon!

mc.playwith.co

ECAC Unofficial Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Come play 1.19 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, FARMING BOTS, LAND CLAIMING, EVENTS and a GREAT COMMUNITY!

ECAC UNOFFICIAL MC SERVER is a open Minecraft Server for anyone to join!

Every month we release new plugins that contain brand new items with custom enchantments and effects! We already have tons of plugins, prizes, and pets!

Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

135.148.52.124:25640

Moria mc

Multiplayer Survival, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	4126
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Moria MC is a Java and Bedrock compitable server. We are a community based server which focuses on: A SMP based server that provides game play for our community and our creators. We have also added, shops, lands and quests! We will also be introducing community events and activites.

moriamc.net

♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4111	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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tp.mbars.net

Lone SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Our Server has Survival SMP where You can build, kill and raid / have fun in survival with little addons like home / tpa , etc .

javamc.theloneguy.com

contlisnations

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

We have a whitelist form in out whitlist sign up disocrd https://discord.gg/CWhdrGMWHJ

We have basic rules that you need to follow to gain acceses to the nationsmc. We have a great owner and are still looking for staff. The server is a whitelist but dont worry its only a google form to fill out

155.94.209.101

Syndicatemc

Classic Prison, Cosmetics, Network, op prison, Ranks, Safe Survival, Skyblock, Survival, Vote Rewards, Youtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Towns Built:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server IP: play.syndicatemc.org

play.syndicatemc.org

EVRM – Minecraft server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

This is a vanilla (at the moment not really) server for Minecraft – well, that’s all you still need to know. And in more detail, this is a completely vanilla (at the moment not really) server for Minecraft, this means no privates, improved chats, no 1000+ achievements, a regular tab without any “Welcome somewhere out there” (but the ping is shown there like this as necessary), no donators, /fly and the like. Although there are no privates on the server, this is not an anarchic server and you cannot break other people’s houses, steal or kill on the server. The server is based on a modified kernel as it is necessary for optimization and for plugins. Plugins are exclusively for server moderation.

evrm.ee

The pink tree

Adventure, Bed wars, Hide and seek, Kit PvP, Parkour, Survival, Tntrun, Uhc, Village Defense

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	9632
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

SurvivalMinigamesVillager DefenseParkourUhcBlockPartyBedWarsSkyWrasKitPvPHideAndSeekSnowball BattleFootBallTNTRunSheepQuest

play.tree.pink