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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Farms Harvested: 212
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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