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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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