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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1489 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 102 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4719 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!