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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!