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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9469 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 198 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8798 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!