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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4309 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!