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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5131 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!