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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9863 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!