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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6640 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!