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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9092 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 433318 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!