Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	6411
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	832	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	182
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1720	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	276
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Zombie Dances:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	2512
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Villages Defended:	13