Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	150	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6184	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ores Mined:	6264	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Animals Bred:	194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1561
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	936918

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4673

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3