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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8268 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 847640 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6724 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”