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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1926 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”