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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 193 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 497 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 856065 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”