Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Magic Items Found: 7496

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9478
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Zombie Dances: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 267 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Animals Bred: 89
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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