LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4638
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Farms Harvested:	892

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6775
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7160
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5764
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3083
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	4418	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ores Mined:	3943

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.