Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 351
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ores Mined: 5889

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7013 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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