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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Potions Brewed: 52
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 New Chunks Explored: 764688

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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