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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6823 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1997 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!