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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 867 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 1799 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!