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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3379 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3616 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3627 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!