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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7730 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 152 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!