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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7804 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!