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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5093 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!