Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Runes Activated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4418
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2345 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Animals Bred: 75

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 296
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 231 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Enchantments Applied: 256
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ores Mined: 9907 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchantments Applied: 140
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8548 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 96 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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