LoserSitterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

aita, Bridesmaids, children, civil married, Drama, family, flower girl, groomsmen, Kids, Meaningful, Niece, NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL, religious wedding, ring bearer, Rude, sister, spoiled, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

smp, SongTroubleMinecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CelebRageCraft

attitude, bad manners, Behavior, CelebRageCraft, Celebrity, celebrity encounter, celebrity encounter experience, celebrity encounter story, Celebrity Gossip, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., encounter, Experience, FAMOUS, inappropriate, Interaction, Rude, rude celebrity, Story, Unpleasant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7463
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyElectionMCServ

China, CraftyElectionMCServ, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election influence, election meddling, foreign interference, foreign policy, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Misinformation, national security, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Threats, U.S

come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DonetskMissileMadness

Conflict, donetsk, DonetskMissileMadness, eastern europe, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, intel, intelligence report, international incident, international relations, Military Action, military operation, missile strike, North Korean officers, political tension, russia, security threat, strategic strike, targeted attack, Ukraine, war zone

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	271
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

Blame, fem, female gamers, FEMINIST, feminist gamers, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, online behavior, online gaming, online harassment, research, sexism, sexist incidents, social justice, study, unite, women gamers, Zone

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, lags, Large Online, mechanisms, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Plugins, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shulkers, spawn eggs, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Block Busters Minecraft Server

African American, BBC, Black culture, black history, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Built for Niggers, Busters, civil rights, discrimination, documentary, equality, historical injustice, Jim Crow Laws, Minecraft, Part II, Police Brutality, racial profiling, racism, segregation, Server, Slavery, social justice, systemic oppression

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wuwa – Wacky Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, Co-op Combat Event, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Rectifier, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, Waves, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us on Wuthering Waves, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. Need a break from all the action? Take a stroll on the beach and chat with the friendly Shorekeeper, who may or may not have a secret stash of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up your skills and show off your epic loot. Plus, don’t miss out on the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event, where you can team up with your friends to take down mythical creatures and earn even more rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Wuthering Waves and see where the tide takes you. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Resonators and their shenanigans – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Birthday, birthday celebrations, Communication, Conflict, Details, emotional reactions, Expectations, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, personal boundaries, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Server, social anxiety, Surprise party, SurprisePartyHate, Surprises, ungrateful

Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyWeddingGoals

CraftyWeddingGoals, destination wedding, Elopement, wedding affordability, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding communication, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding friendship, wedding guests, wedding honesty, wedding invitations, wedding logistics, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding support, wedding travel

Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	189	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2325	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

Consistency, daily routines, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, Life, life improvement, mindfulness practices, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity tips, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small habits, Stress Management, Time management, Upgrade, wellness habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	9473	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	5431
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4