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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8419 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!