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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3555 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5118 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!