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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7301 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8075 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 3443 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!