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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9630 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6015 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!