Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5985	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	278291
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5981	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2190
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8899	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	8255	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	New Chunks Explored:	42734
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2648	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ores Mined:	6792
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.