LonelyCraft SMP: Oops! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BryZo

Creative, Prison, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ClutchGaming

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

ClutchGaming is a well-establish 24/7 MC server with a GREAT community of players and a top notch staff team that is always willing to assist new players in finding their way around our servers.

We have Quarantines where players can explore and delve into the deep terrifying spots around the world that contain lurking creatures that possess extreme individual powers. Slaying such beasts will yield high-end rewards including custom enchanted loot!

The server consists of MCMMO, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Quarantines, Survival, Voting rewards and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Endless Survival

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Endless Survival! We are a well established fully 1.10 server with helpful staff and a friendly, active community. Just a few plugins to make life that bit easier home, tpa, spawn etc. Full grief protection including GriefPrevention and block logging for your peace of mind. Work on community projects, or go it alone. With a fresh map for 1.9 there’s plenty to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8949
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Million-Craft

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival Games

*STAFF NEEDED* Here at Million-Craft we are striving to improve the look and feel of our server including updating the game modes and adding new ones. Join our teamspeak at 149.202.65.197:43703

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Emeralds Found:	1567
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Argarian Network

Factions, Mini Games

Server Argarian Network ! Minigames for your fun ! Go play in this great network ! With lower price of rank vip, with MUCH NEW MINIGAMES !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	2031	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RonanCraft

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Join our small community and help create a stronger bond between server and player! A server cannot live without the player, so why don’t you drop by and see how strong a server can really be! We have a nice staff team and always looking at ways to improve. —- IP: play.ronancraft.net —- Website: Link: http://ronancraft.net Many progressive Ranks, custom plugins, become a member today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dannebrog Kingdom

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding

Join us at 138.201.18.35:25574 for a fun, friendly minecraft experience :D! We currently offer the following gamemodes;

– Factions [Raiding, PVP]

– Parkour [Do parkour on our parkour levels]

Voting for us here will give you rewards 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	7556	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NightFlare Gaming

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

We are a new server that is hoping that you will join us on our journey to meeting new people, expanding our server, and having a ton of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8666
Crops Grown:	1574	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VoxelLoop Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

The VoxelLoop Network is a series of servers designed to bring you the best possible experience.

Our Factions server is lag free and contains many helpful plugins such as: Grief Prevention, Core Protect, Auctions, Economy, and Furniture. (Post suggestions on our forums) Now, you can also purchase apartments in our towns!

Our Creative server is also lag free and contains large 128×128 plots with the ability to use WorldEdit and furniture. We keep this server lag free by using a plugin that allows WorldEdit commands to be ran in pieces rather than as one large action that can sometimes cause a crash.

Visit our TeamSpeak 3 server: voice.voxelloop.co.uk

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1570
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sycho

Factions

Good server, join! NEED STAFF!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Reality-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Robert Ireland

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Harvest Block

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1881	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cuba – Prison

Prison

Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7938	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecrafters Go Mooo

Survival, Towny

NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1517	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!