LonelyCraft SMP: Oops! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Argolia

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Join a world built from the ground up to be fun.

When Minecraft servers were first created, they were simple beasts. Running few modifications and often not online 24/7 they were built by people who loved Minecraft and loved playing Minecraft. Fast-forward to 2017 and today most of the largest servers are run by companies, with the primary intention of making money. While this is a reasonable ambition, and the funding and input from these servers has helped evolve the server community, they can often sacrifice the fun of players and community for extra income.

We don’t think that’s right.

Argolia is an attempt at making the world of servers more open, free and fun for everyone to play on. Most importantly Argolia is not monetized. Each school term, we run a real-life (for-profit) event series which helps sustain and keep the server competitive, however we ask nothing from our players. There is no in-game rank system for donors – instead everyone gets treated fairly and equally, and there are no ways to gamble or buy item packs using real money. Instead of spending time working on these parts of the server, we can instead work on what people actually enjoy – the game. Our staff team works with the community to help build a server environment that everyone can enjoy, and that focuses on rich and rewarding player experiences.

If this sounds like a server that you’d like to play on, join now at play.argolia.com.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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Tekkit

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchantments Applied:	156

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GangCentral

Economy, Factions, PvP

GangCentral ============== About us! We are a BRAND NEW SERVER for 1.8.8 (At this moment) and have so much to the server ITS INSANE! Here are some of our feautres:- -Custom enchants -Drugs -Guns -Explosive Pvp – Custom Enchanted items – Custom Drug Effects – Intense pvp action from all of the above! ========== Future ================== The future of our server is looking great, We plan to work towards a better economy in terms of an auction and playershop plugin. We also are working to get voting crates and votifier up and running! There is so much to our server and more to be added soon! Come on and join us as we just released! So there will be bugs but a great time 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Emeralds Found:	8320
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KamiCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey this is KamiCraft! We are a fairly new Spigot based survival server who started at the end of November 2015. We are a very close knit, chilled, and mature community and we try to get everyone involved in our community builds. So far we have most of the major farms built and are now beginning work on the commercial district at spawn, where we hope to have all members helping out. We also run an events server on the weekends for UHC’s and so on. Fun times! Head over to our forum to check us out and apply to join our server! Server Rules No Griefing No Spamming Do not ask to be OP or to have a rank. We do not have ranks of this server. Respect all players. Do not use Mods or Hacks!! No builds in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) Do not live in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) PVP is not allowed to be conducted unless in PVP Arena or mutual consent.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	1687	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VenomPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello, Welcome to Venom PvP! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

Factions PvP Raiding Custom Boss’s Missions

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Amarda Minigames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

A fun mini-game server under heavy development and taking staff as a warning this server has just entered beta development and 1.9 so it will be unstable so please report any issues to staff to be put under review and fixed we have mini-games from towny to hardcore so dont feel scared to check them all out

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1697	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McGamerZone

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival Games

McGamerzone is a 24/7 online minecraft community ran with love by D0ublek1ll and xiTzJardix. We love to build, create and share in minecraft. Thats why we found McGamerZone.

Our servers are running on High-End hardware to ensure you get the best quality and connection possible, because of that we are able to handle more than 3000 players at once. We are running some of our own minigames, like The Bridge, Survival Games, PartyGames, SkyWars and much more (to come)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	227	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1658

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Claytonia Semi-Vanilla

MCMMO, Survival

A small friendly community of Minecraft players come together to enjoy some survival Minecraft.

New content is being added such as raid bosses and dungeons.

We are currently running Minecraft 1.9 with McMMO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Official PrisonTech Prison Server

Hardcore, Prison, PvE, PvP

Currently back into development work, but are working to rerelease ASAP!

The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

whengamersfail

Creative

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3690	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Potions Brewed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6245	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7119

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	1129	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

cmcraft

Economy, Survival

Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?

Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!

Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else? Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders! Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit! Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art? Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths! PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests – So much more!!!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	801
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.