Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
Potions Brewed: 47 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • MoltresPvP Network

    MoltresPvP Network

    MoltresPvP Network is a server focused around providing pvp with multiple and expanding gamemodes. MoltresPvP has a diverse community of players and staff, and we strive to provide new, unique, and fun gamemodes and pvp for all.

    Everything on MoltresPvP is custom coded by or developer team.

    Coins and levels are shared network wide, so if you gain a level on Kitpvp, you get that level in MiniUHCMeetup.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc matrix

    mc matrix

    In the cross over’s Ceará, we came to win and not to be defeated, so if you want to be part of this game, know that we’re going to bring it to the boil….kkkkkkkk

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.godsyn.com

    mc.godsyn.com

    A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8877 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Missoula Public Library

    Missoula Public Library

    Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

    Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pickaxe-PvP

    Pickaxe-PvP

    Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

    We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Influx Network

    Influx Network

    The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Entertaining Squad

    Entertaining Squad

    You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4829 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Emeralds Found: 4818

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YeetFactions

    YeetFactions

    WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

    When you join do /warp apply

    PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

    167.114.8.38

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 127
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EntrancedPvP

    EntrancedPvP

    Hello EntrancedPvP is an amazing new server that will soon be great! There is not a lot of people on atm but soon i will be great Just give it a chance! I know u will like it! We have great plugins like mcmmo essentials and vote crates! and much much more Also many more plugins will come in the future like koth and vote crates Please join for a great faction experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skycraft – Just Opened

    Skycraft – Just Opened

    We are a brand new server that just started about 48 hours ago. We are constantly trying to grow our community. We started this server to bring much joy to the players and staff who wanted to find a new server that is made for them. Our staff are very hard working and small at the moment but we are growing. We are looking for more staff that are very responsible and very dedicated. Rules: (1) Be Respectful (2) Do Not Hack (3) Respect all Staff (4) Do not Spam!! (5) No Sexual harrasment (6) Do not Spawn kill (7) No Racism

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyePlex Network

    SkyePlex Network

    A kid friendly server faction and survival server with a good community and nice staff!! Join now! Staff needed! Survival, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Hardcore, Parkour, and more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnderPlay

    EnderPlay

    This is a server made to enjoy, here you can play many varieties: -KitPvP -Survival -SkyWars and many more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy Is a Minecraft expierience like no other. We are a cross between a Prison server and Towny-Survival, but we are also so much more then that.

    Some features Ethos Economy offers include: » Physical emerald currency » Rank chain, much like prison » Custom professions » Custom terrain worlds » Gambling » And much more!

    Hope to see you ingame! : IP: play.ethoseconomy.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Gods Slained: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2147 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions Do you want to play on a server where justice reigns and there are no zithers, this is the right place for you 🙂 TimelessFactions opens on Saturday at 20:00, at the opening we will distribute keys, there will be a drop party, ranks and other things 🙂 Read what’s on our Minecraft Server in a nutshell SupplyCrates KotH Crates Vote CrazyEnchants(/this) Free Rankovi(/rankup) mcMMo I hope you will visit the server and invite your friends too 🙂 IP:mc.timelesspvp.info

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StargateMC

    StargateMC

    StargateMC.com is a Survival Canon-ish server that focuses around the Stargate Universe. Players can visit up to 25,000 worlds via Advanced Rocketry FTL Ships or Stargate!

    When you login, you can deal with Stargate Command staff and travel offworld to one of a random 1000 Milky Way worlds, each able to be made your own whilst fighting off the Goauld – or travel to Pegasus and make war against the Wraith…. the choice is yours!

    To play, download StargateMC on the Technic Launcher.

    Note: The Youtube video was made for 1.7, several years ago. Things have changed a lot since then!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    New Chunks Explored: 644911 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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